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[16 Jun 2004|07:58pm] |
bitches, hoes.
friends of bitches and hoes...
I now have a job at blockbusters.
clap clap.
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[29 May 2004|08:19am] |
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Yall seen those Jessica/Ashlee Simpson commercials where Jessica thinks she cute because she is “making fun of herself” and Ashlee is cute just because is. Yea those commercials get on my nerves, but I will admit that my ass likes that one part in that pizza hut commercial where Jessica goes “come on flap em’ again”.. maybe because her voice just does this funny thing I like.
Or maybe because I’m just weird.
Everything Else Shall be abridged b/c I need some more sleep…
Abridged
-Reno 911 coming June 9th, love that show… that show can make blind men see again. I know this.
-My ass is going job hunting today. Places I am going: Kfc, Subway, any random other store that is hiring.
-I need to clean my brothers room.
Fuck him dirty ass motherfucker.
I kid. I love thy bro.
Dirt ass motherfucker.
-I need to make up my bed. But I’m going back to sleep, so who cares………
-COMDEY CENTRAL..GO BACK TO SNL, I CANT WATCH ANYMORE OF THIS MAD T.V BULLSHIT.
goes back to bed.
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| I havent done one of these... |
[28 May 2004|06:23am] |
Say something..anything..about 21 people on your friends list.
1.![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) akashachaos One of the first people that I had on my Lj. She’s a bank teller, she loves the black men.. and she is a up front type of female… and you gotta love that.
2._spillmyguts My wife. My pizza hut arty's wife. One Witty motherfucker right their (points to her), her name is better than yours.... love that bitch.
3.tripzydaizy My sista, my t.v/movie whore…. Adam Brody is her god. Goes against the grain one of best kids on this thing.
4.soursedation Where's the incubus? She's about to graduate.. *does a dance*, a picture taking whore/genius. She will rock your world.
5.magnificentliar Xtina, Xtina, Xtina.. She masturbates with me at night. She is sexy one.
6.julyshewillfly My personal favorite person to hear talk about movies. She’s a English Major doing her thing at school. Dawson’s Creek, Michelle Williams….. it owns us.
7.the_fae_within keep one getting naked ;);).
8.bellamode Jemel her husband. She doing hip-hop classes she working hard in many things.. and I’m proud.
9.scampykimmo Kim. She likes the tits, she’s her own women… and tegan and sara own this one.another person who has been on my list since i've had this thing.
10.madonnawhore lives in Tn, Graduated last year and pimping her own place (very proud of you). American idol queen..and it's a beautiful thang.
11.brampetteShe is too hot for T.v. She loves her Brian.. and she is my pimp.
12.lonelyday Hanson..The Oc. She loves it..She has better hair than you too.
13.xgothxdollx DAVEEEEEE...(thats her baby). I heart lily..she will dress you up in Chokers
& thigh highs and you’ll like it.
14.xwhispertomex Her and Charlie are pimps.Sex stories to top yours. her and char are gonna have their own porn shit.
15.zombiejerk Graphic talented chain smoking genius.
16.__gunkiss or .toxic_stars She hearts the tits, she is forever changing her name..but always has the best names..this she does.
17.mattyramone Matt will make you a mix tape and you will play it..all fucken day. He’ll drink you under the table too.
18.sk8erboiscott He Hearts the creek. He is doing big things in college..good kid.
19.yesternight Got me in Nada Surf. Always has something funny to say.. I read her entries all the way through and their aren’t many kids you can say that about.
20..missixty She hearts the busted. She is getting her Driving on (yay), and doing her college thing. She always makes tosha giggle. (tosha is me..bitches).
Last but not least.
21.chigirl83 <--thats a hard worker right their. i've had her on lj forever, and heard about her realtionships..and moving. She hearts the tits too..lol
<3
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[25 May 2004|08:06am] |
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I Watched Win a Date With Tod Hamilton on pay-per-view (a crap movie only salvaged by the Tod character's actor who is hot in a plastic Ryan Seacrest sort of way).
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[11 Apr 2004|12:50pm] |
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Survey fun.
| andy is...: | a asshole | | you're...: | my bitch | | i like monkies: | and i can not lie | | band is...: | Daband now man. damn dont you watch mtv | | can sex wait: | no. no it cant | | most horrible word...: | cant | | 'love' is used too often: | is it? ..sure it is | | speaking in rhyme is...: | fun, and passes the time | | woohu is...: | not even cool man. your not right. | | football is...: | at the mall? | | is cheerleading a sport?: | is body hair a turn on? | | blondes are...: | really red heads | | midgets are...: | .... | | you hate...: | MYSELF ( i kid... i kid) i love me. | | bananas are...: | yellow... | | sunsets are...: | yellow.. | | tattoos...: | yellow? | | school is...: | about to start again. damn you. | | my favorite thing is...: | music. | | music...: | right now, elton john | | favorite feature in the opposite sex is...: | i'm sucker for a big penis myself... but before that..i'm all about eyes (yea i know ) | | instant messaging is...: | for rich people | | favorite flower is...: | GIRL FLOWER (POWER MY BAD) | | pictures are...: | evil. | | milk is...: | evil too. | | this survey...: | almost done. | | shoes...: | are my lovers. | | favorite season is...: | spring | | re-makes of old movies are...: | pointless..leave them be Jennifer love Hewit. |
random randomocity of life brought to you by BZOINK!
( If you thought that was fun. )
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| Chappelle's night is on. |
[10 Apr 2004|08:13pm] |
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I met this cute girl at Wal-Mart.
Lets wait to she if she calls.
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yea, ok… I was looking at the magazines and she said excuse me. And I was like nice tits (I kid..i didn’t say that), I was reading some car magazine I was looking at the girls thought. She asked me if I was into cars and I was like , no..i’m more into the ladies they have showing off the cars. She giggled. She did a flirting giggle not a “I’m funny giggle”. Then she picked up blender with Jessica Simpson on it, and me and her looked and *sighed* because we both want Jessica’s tits in our mouth. She asked for la-number. And her name is Lauren.
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Lauren smells like sweet pea.
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MY SHIT CAME IN MAIL....BITCH!!!
---> poster. 
 <--- shirt.
I want to either beat someone up.
Or have sex.
Find me a weak starving person to beat the hell out of.
Or a guy/girl..a guy and girl… two guys a girl and a pizza place I don’t care to have sex with.
i'm going to masturabte
Watch Chappelle's show
and go billy's.
In that order.
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| Big Bush is watching you. |
[08 Apr 2004|06:32pm] |
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yea. my tits still hurt. thats why i am typing this naked...about to lay in a tub.
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| The Fab 5 |
[07 Apr 2004|01:38pm] |
From la- tripzydaizy The Interview
1) Favorite song lyric? Best friends means I pulled the trigger Best friends means you get what you deserve –T.B.S
That lyric ..That song, I can listen to it 24/7 and want to make sweet love to it.
2)Favorite part of Thirteen? Were you/Are you like Tracy or Nikki? My favorite part of thirteen , just because of the sick..sick pervert I am is probably all the sexually little lesbian love between Tracy and Eve.
Am I a Nikki or Tracy?... I’m not or was I like neither one of those girls, possibly like Tracy back in the day with the aspects of trying to “fit in”, but that’s everyone in some shape or form.
3) Joey/Dawson or Joey Pacey? and why? Joey/Pacey . Yup Joey and Pacey, If Joey and Dawson had of ended up together it would have been for the simple fact that they are scared and that being with each other is the safe bet. Joey and pacey, my friend, that’s love, that’s what dreams are made of.
4) Good Charlotte... Genius or Garbage? Genius.. no. Garbage…no.
5) Interview Me? Cha Yes ma’m
1 // Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 // I'll respond & ask you five questions.
3 // You'll update your journal with my five questions & your responses.
4 // You'll include this explanation.
5 // You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
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[03 Apr 2004|08:52pm] |
NEW JOURNAL LAYOUT..by la me. *clap clap clap*
http://www.livejournal.com/users/failure_to_hump/
Anyone see previews for Nick and Jessica's Varity show/hour bullshit … Damn jess and nick, lets nuke this “newlywed” shit to death, if–we-don’t-market-it-no–one-is-gonna- give-a–goddamn-about-us…… They need to Calm that down.....
Yea it's a short.
I'm about to masturbate...
then, go ...somewhere...
ahh. word. i just saw previews for new punk'd episodes...
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[03 Apr 2004|02:12pm] |
TO PLAY I NEVER: PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN
[_] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
[_] I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
[_] I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
[_] I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
[x] I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
[x] I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
[X] I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
[x] I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
[_] I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
[X] I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
[_] I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
[_] I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
[_] I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
[_] I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
[x] I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
[X] I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
[_] I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
[_] I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
[_] I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
[X] I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
[_] I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
[x] I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
[X] I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
[_] I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
[_] I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
[x] I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
[x] I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
[_] I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
[x] I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
[X] I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
[x] I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
[x] I NEVER HAVE PURPOSELY SET A PART OF MYSELF ON FIRE
[_] I NEVER HAVE EATEN SUSHI
[x] I NEVER HAVE BEEN SNOWBOARDING
[_] I NEVER HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH MYSELF
[_] I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN A COMMITTED/SERIOUS/LOVING RELATIONSHIP.
[_] I NEVER HAVE HAD ORAL SEX FROM THE SAME SEX
[_] I NEVER HAVE CHEATED ON ANY OF MY BF/GF
[_] I NEVER DID DRUGS
[_] I NEVER HAD SEX
[X] I NEVER HAD SEX WITH ANYONE IN MY FAMILY
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| It's a Livejournal Friends list clean...and all the cool kids do it. |
[28 Mar 2004|04:07pm] |
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Go post a comment in someone journal who you haven’t posted a comment in, in a while.. and see if they post one right back in your journal. Lol I think people feel liable to do that, like …’damn-I-havent-posted-in-this-person-journal-in-forever-and-they-just-posted-in-mine-I-better-represent-*find something clever to say *..ok I’m safe for another 3 or 4 days’. Word. Everyone is doing the friends cut thing, it's "spring cleaning"..it's "friends cut time"... I think I should do one....out of all the 40 something people on my friends list, i think there are 20 people my ass wouldn’t cut (you know who you are, and thy loves you). Then I have those 4 people that I should cut, because I never comment to them.. They don’t comment to me, and we just keep each other because.... Because we would feel bad for a good sec. If we cut each other...but every single person on my list, there is some reason why i added you, so it's alllllll gooooddddd.
I'm Rick James, bitch. Show Charlie Murphy yo titties
HAHAHAHA.....sorry i'm dumb.
Comdey central is being cute, and showing all the Comdey Central presents.....
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[28 Mar 2004|10:06am] |
I wanted to find all my posters on my wall, I wish I had a digital camera man…I have all my posters in a hardcore collage
^ I just got those in the mail
( All my posters )
I order 3 posters today..
1. Lifetime (for women) Logo
2. Friday
3. Bowling for Combine
peace kids..time to watch May.
What I want to do, when me gets thy own place..put all my movie posters in one room..where people watch t.v and movies and play cards or pool or some shit like that.
Off to Watch May.
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| It was for the love of art. |
[20 Mar 2004|09:03am] |
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http://www.livejournal.com/users/failure_to_hump/
^^ new background thy made.
Is the movie thirteen worth me buying? Or is it just rent worthy…
I think I want to buy that movie or american splendor, I need some new editions to my dvd collection. And what a good collection it is…
I was watching that E! thing on mtv, and the Olsen twins….. yea. They should do a artsy film dealing with nudity to show how much they can “act” and for the love film of “art” so we as America can see those girls in all their glory. Billy made a Olsen twins 18th birthday countdown shirt, like as soon as they turn 18 he is gonna be able to fuck them. It’s a funny shirt though, those girls are …. Yea. They are –touch-myself-in-the-morning- good-looking. So is that girl on frekay Friday, that redheaded girl…Lindsay lohand (or w/e her last name is), yea she is good looking one too, all those pre-teen Disney girls (and shia labuff) need to start doing porn. Stop with this singing “I love school” bullshit and making made for t.v films about how to stop your bully or whatever, and hop on the ‘get naked circuit’ real fast. They can all say it was for “art”. it was for art.
i'm a bad bad girl.
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| Rich Kids do way too much coke. |
[12 Mar 2004|07:49pm] |
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Today We didn’t have school, because the teachers were having a massive orgy at school (in service), in Service my ass….. They were having some hardcore sex fun. The only teacher at my school that would Remotely make me want to do some “after school-I-want-a-A+-Mr.Robinson-What..I want tell anyone-Lifetime televsion for women” Teacher I have is Mrs. Tockeome, she’s a good looking lady, she has a cute ass. I’d stay after school for her.
You bet I would.
Billy and his too Hot for T.v Friend (A.V) came over, We Played Spades and drove around. Then A.v’s To Ugly for Radio Friend came over my house, the kid annoyed me… but he said some shit that was really funny so his annoying status went from 10 to 6.
Now i Need a bath.
EDIT USER INFO::----> http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=failure_to_hump
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| My Nose Makes Its Own Bubble-Gum |
[11 Mar 2004|07:13pm] |
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Me and Scott Had sex. He came over This Morning before I went to school, and He didn’t really Say nothing but “hey” , and something about him being off work, (which I guess he though since he was off work, I was off school.. :/ I dunno), and He hugged me and we sex, and then he left. Then He came back about…. 10 minutes before I was gonna leave and told me to come over his house after school.
I did.
We Played Video Games.
We are weird.
SURVEY FUN
my name is: Tosha.
i may seem: Like I'm on Crack.
but i'm really: Just on Mountain Dew.
in the morning i: Look like a superstar.
i like to sleep: naked
if i could be doing anything right now i would be: Cuddling on a couch with *name deleted* watching movies.
money is: A good Pink Floyd song.
one thing i wish i had is: you.
one thing i have that i wish i didn't is: any doubt on "the future"
all i need is: one mic.
love is: a cold gun
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| Bitches like me because they know that i can rock... |
[20 Feb 2004|07:38pm] |
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I got a gift today, word. I'm in love with this man.
i wouldnt fuck this man.
but i love..love this man.
i need food.
i've been doing term paper,no..my 2 term papers all this week..so i havent had a chance to really get on here, or do anything besides..note cards
source cards..
note cards..
source cards...
Hey bitches... does anyone know if there is somthing you can put in your eyes to make them red.... For Halloween.. (yea.. a few months away thy knows...).. Mark was telling me how he wanted to go out as a 'pot kid'.. i told his ass to smoke the due-bee. but he rather find a way to make the eyes red, by not having to smoke the due-bee.
(ummhumm...)
i'm going to Kfc.
want to come.
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| Are they a nation of gun nuts, or are they nuts? |
[16 Feb 2004|09:33am] |
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I watched Bowling For Columbine again last night. Every time I watch it I like Michael Moore more and more. I appreciate that documentary more and more. It doesn’t just talk about how our country news prays on us needing to kill … and kill, and buying more guns so we can protect ourselves from white powder in our mailbox . It also talks bout how the news shows the black male as the source of all the white mans problems, how the black male.. will rape your little white daughter so you better watch out. My dad was saying how rare it is for someone who isn’t black to talk about how the news goes out of it’s way to show black men in a bad light, I commend Michael for doing that.The movie shows how the news is always trying to scare us..always trying to make us worry about someone killing you, some new 'trend' fucking with your family.….Marilyn Manson, watching him again… seeing how extremely articulate that man is.. how knowable he is. If you haven’t seen this film… see it. It has humor in it, it shows us (u.s.a) in a light that I didn’t see. It shows our news, and how we think…in a light I’m sure a lot of people haven’t seen.
Billy and Josh are coming over in a little bit, I think we are going to Nashville to do stupid shit. B/c…that’s what we do.
but...
before that.
Baccon,egg, and toast time. Orange County Chopper time. No scott. So..masturabtion time.
bye kids.
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